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AI roast
“This room's IKEA phase never ended.”
Ouch. But fair.
The upgrade
Real designer. Better room.
Get a practical redesign plan when you want results, not just receipts.
Built on balance. Designed to burn.
How it works
Honest feedback, without the awkward group chat.
RoomRoast makes interior design less intimidating by starting with what is real—then gives you an actual path to a space you love coming home to.
Get the honest take
RoomRoast calls out awkward layouts, clashing colors, and furniture choices with enough bite to share—and enough specificity to use.
Make it better
When you are ready, a real designer turns the punchline into an attainable plan with shoppable recommendations.
The glow-up feed
Come for the roast. Stay for the before-and-afters.
The public feed is where bad layouts meet better ideas. Watch rooms level up, then submit yours when it is ready for the spotlight.
Watch glow-upsBefore
“A very expensive storage unit with a couch.”
After
“Actually looks like someone lives here on purpose.”
No smoke, no mirrors
Questions your room would ask.
Is the AI roast really free?+
Yes. Upload a room photo and receive a free AI-generated roast. A human redesign plan is a separate paid upgrade.
Will my room show up in public?+
No. Your room is not published to the glow-up feed unless you explicitly opt in.
Is this just for homeowners?+
Not at all. RoomRoast is built for renters and homeowners, with practical ideas that do not require a renovation permit.
Your couch can take it
One photo. One roast. No mercy.
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